irv played WWF No Mercy

Just like the old days of Dusty Rhodes, Terry Funk and many other ledgends, the champ was called out. As the media deperately tried to get the truth about the real history of the wresting, a fight broke out. Blue called out Irv for the heavy weight singles championship of the world, then in classic old school FL championship fashion, Shufitta aka AC throws his limp corpse into the ring for an updated beat down and more knoches in Irv's Three Way Title six shooter. Folks, this was not even close Match one ended Irv 3 Blue 1 AC 0 Match two Irv 3 Blue 1 AC 0 Match three Irv 3 Blue 1 AC 1 after that Blue had to pick his kids up from school but we are not sure if he made it with all the lumps he took to the brain. Then AC smelling himself from winning one time in the Three way title defense decided to see what he could do against the current champ of the world. Well after 3 very quick beat downs (the slowest time was 2min 29 sec because he ran a little) he saw that the champ is not playing the radio and if you want to take this belt, its going to take prayer vitamins and more prayer. Irv had these comments after the two title defenses (3 way & Singles) " I've said it before and I'll say it again, I can beat the people that created the game! These guys are good but like Blue said as he was going to glory with his last dying breath Irv is better than good. Although i understand what he means God it good, and with the aid of His Holy Spirit i can not see defeat in my future."
As a footnote Irv is the only wrestler in the league that has held the Singles, Three way and Tag title more than once. This is Irv's second tour with all the gold and boy he looks pretty unstoppable right now.